UK Theme Park Reviews

Read honest reviews of the UK's newest theme park rides, resort hotels, and seasonal events. See photos and expert ratings for the latest attractions before you visit!

As the leading independent guide to theme parks in the UK, we visit the parks ourselves to give you the inside scoop on every major new addition. Whether we’re testing out a record-breaking roller coaster, checking into a themed resort hotel, or braving a Halloween scare maze, our goal is to help you decide which experiences are worth your time and money.

Details: Published: 21 October 2025

We were invited to the Fear Island VIP Night at Fantasy Island Resort in Lincolnshire, with the event returning for 2025 including a dedicated Fear Island zone and a new scare maze, SNAP.

Details: Published: 08 October 2025

Chessington Howl'o'ween 2025 - review & photos

Howl’o’ween returns to Chessington World of Adventures Resort for yet another spine-tingling season, including four brand-new family-friendly experiences for 2025.

Details: Published: 07 October 2025

The legendary Tulleys Shocktober Fest returns for 2025, with its biggest and best lineup! The UK's ultimate 'Scream Park' includes 12 attractions plus live music stages, street theatre, fire pits, food stalls and bars.

Details: Published: 06 October 2025

Thorpe Park Fright Nights 2025 - review & photos

We were invited to Thorpe Park for the Fright Nights VIP Launch on 2nd October 2025 as this award-winning scare event returns for another year of devilish thrills!

Details: Published: 18 May 2025

Paultons Park has raised the bar yet again with the opening of Ghostly Manor, an all-new £3.5 million dark ride that marks an exciting first for the Hampshire theme park.

Details: Published: 07 May 2025

On May 7th 2025, we were invited to the media event and opening of Pleasure Beach Resort’s latest re-imagined attraction: Launch Pad.

Details: Published: 20 October 2024

Alton Towers Scarefest 2024 - review & photos

Scarefest 2024 at Alton Towers Resort sees the addition of two brand new attractions and the return of many favourites. We went to experience everything that this year's event has to offer.

Details: Published: 18 October 2024

This year Blackpool Pleasure Beach has invested heavily in revamping their Halloween event, Journey to Hell. We were invited to the 2024 media night, to experience everything that it has to offer.