UK Theme Park Reviews

Read honest reviews of the UK's newest theme park rides, resort hotels, and seasonal events. See photos and expert ratings for the latest attractions before you visit!

As the leading independent guide to theme parks in the UK, we visit the parks ourselves to give you the inside scoop on every major new addition. Whether we’re testing out a record-breaking roller coaster, checking into a themed resort hotel, or braving a Halloween scare maze, our goal is to help you decide which experiences are worth your time and money.

Details: Published: 08 October 2026

Tulleys Shocktober Fest 2026: 30 Years of Screams - review & photos

The legendary Tulleys Shocktober Fest has now returned for 2026, marking 30 years of Screams with its biggest and most ambitious event to date. The UK's ultimate 'Scream Park' delivers an unmatched festival of frights, boasting 14 attractions along with live music stages, street theatre, fire pits, street food stalls, and vibrant bars.

Details: Published: 06 October 2026

Alton Towers Scarefest 2026: The Ultimate Halloween Event - review & photos

As the autumn leaves settle across Staffordshire and a chilling mist rolls over the historic estate, Britain's greatest escape undergoes its most anticipated transformation of the year. Alton Towers Scarefest is back for 2026, running on selected dates until 1st November.

Details: Published: 02 October 2026

Thorpe Park's flagship Halloween scare event has returned, and marks a major milestone, with 25 Years of Fear. At the exclusive launch night, we stepped into the darkness to see how this silver anniversary stacks up, experiencing everything from brand new haunts to returning fan favourites.

Details: Published: 12 July 2026

Review: Kynren – The Storied Lands – UK’s First Live-Action Show Park

Ahead of its public opening on 18th July 2026, we were invited to an exclusive preview of Kynren – The Storied Lands.

Details: Published: 27 May 2026

Aviktas at Blackpool's Pleasure Beach Resort – review & photos

On Thursday 21st May 2026, we were invited to the official opening and VIP media event of Pleasure Beach Resort’s highly anticipated new thrill ride: Aviktas.

Details: Published: 26 May 2026

Valgard: Realm of the Vikings at Paultons Park - review & photos

Paultons Park has unleashed its most ambitious project to date, the magnificent £12 million themed land, Valgard: Realm of the Vikings. We were fortunate to attend the opening event on Saturday 16th May 2026 to explore this mythical world and experience the new line-up of attractions firsthand.

Details: Published: 05 May 2026

World of PAW Patrol at Chessington World of Adventures Resort - review & photos

Chessington World of Adventures Resort has unleashed its latest multi-million pound investment: the new World of PAW Patrol.

We were invited to an exclusive VIP preview event on Saturday, 2 May 2026, to explore the UK’s first and only land dedicated to the global preschool phenomenon before it opened to the public on 3 May.