UK Theme Park Reviews

Read honest reviews of the UK's newest theme park rides, resort hotels, and seasonal events. See photos and expert ratings for the latest attractions before you visit!

As the leading independent guide to theme parks in the UK, we visit the parks ourselves to give you the inside scoop on every major new addition. Whether we’re testing out a record-breaking roller coaster, checking into a themed resort hotel, or braving a Halloween scare maze, our goal is to help you decide which experiences are worth your time and money.

Details: Published: 12 July 2026

Review: Kynren – The Storied Lands – UK’s First Live-Action Show Park

Ahead of its public opening on 18th July 2026, we were invited to an exclusive preview of Kynren – The Storied Lands.

Details: Published: 27 May 2026

Aviktas at Blackpool's Pleasure Beach Resort – review & photos

On Thursday 21st May 2026, we were invited to the official opening and VIP media event of Pleasure Beach Resort’s highly anticipated new thrill ride: Aviktas.

Details: Published: 26 May 2026

Valgard: Realm of the Vikings at Paultons Park - review & photos

Paultons Park has unleashed its most ambitious project to date, the magnificent £12 million themed land, Valgard: Realm of the Vikings. We were fortunate to attend the opening event on Saturday 16th May 2026 to explore this mythical world and experience the new line-up of attractions firsthand.

Details: Published: 05 May 2026

World of PAW Patrol at Chessington World of Adventures Resort - review & photos

Chessington World of Adventures Resort has unleashed its latest multi-million pound investment: the new World of PAW Patrol.

We were invited to an exclusive VIP preview event on Saturday, 2 May 2026, to explore the UK’s first and only land dedicated to the global preschool phenomenon before it opened to the public on 3 May.

Details: Published: 03 April 2026

Pirates' Plummet Officially Opens at Crealy Theme Park & Resort

Crealy Theme Park & Resort has officially opened its highly anticipated new family thrill ride, Pirates' Plummet.

Details: Published: 29 March 2026

For Real Life?! World’s First Bluey Coaster Opens at Alton Towers: Our Full Review

Dance Mode was well and truly activated at Alton Towers Resort this weekend for the opening of the world’s first Bluey coaster.

Details: Published: 18 March 2026

All Aboard the New LEGOLAND Locomotive! SWR and LEGOLAND Windsor Celebrate 30 Years of Awesome

The excitement for a theme park trip usually starts the moment you walk through the park gates, but for some guests heading to LEGOLAND Windsor Resort this year, the adventure begins much sooner.

Details: Published: 28 October 2025

Journey to Hell 2025 at Pleasure Beach Resort

Now in its sixth year, Journey to Hell has returned to Blackpool Pleasure Beach for Halloween 2025, once again transforming the resort into a playground of fear, fun and fire.