UK Theme Park Reviews

Read honest reviews of the UK's newest theme park rides, resort hotels, and seasonal events. See photos and expert ratings for the latest attractions before you visit!

As the leading independent guide to theme parks in the UK, we visit the parks ourselves to give you the inside scoop on every major new addition. Whether we’re testing out a record-breaking roller coaster, checking into a themed resort hotel, or braving a Halloween scare maze, our goal is to help you decide which experiences are worth your time and money.

Details: Published: 03 April 2026

Pirates' Plummet Officially Opens at Crealy Theme Park & Resort

Crealy Theme Park & Resort has officially opened its highly anticipated new family thrill ride, Pirates' Plummet.

Details: Published: 29 March 2026

For Real Life?! World’s First Bluey Coaster Opens at Alton Towers: Our Full Review

Dance Mode was well and truly activated at Alton Towers Resort this weekend for the opening of the world’s first Bluey coaster.

Details: Published: 28 October 2025

Journey to Hell 2025 at Pleasure Beach Resort

Now in its sixth year, Journey to Hell has returned to Blackpool Pleasure Beach for Halloween 2025, once again transforming the resort into a playground of fear, fun and fire.

Details: Published: 27 October 2025

Monsters & Magic Halloween 2025 at Drayton Manor - review & photos

Drayton Manor Resort has taken centre stage this Halloween season with the launch of its all-new Monsters & Magic Spectacular, an end-of-day show that transforms the park’s iconic lake into a dazzling canvas of water, light, sound, and fire.

Details: Published: 22 October 2025

FEAR Scream Park is back for 2025, with new scare attraction Seeds of Evil and an interactive experience joining the line-up.

Details: Published: 22 October 2025

Xtreme Scream Park, the multi-award winning event at Twinlakes Park, returns this Halloween for another year of terror.

Details: Published: 21 October 2025

We were invited to the Fear Island VIP Night at Fantasy Island Resort in Lincolnshire, with the event returning for 2025 including a dedicated Fear Island zone and a new scare maze, SNAP.

Details: Published: 08 October 2025

Chessington Howl'o'ween 2025 - review & photos

Howl’o’ween returns to Chessington World of Adventures Resort for yet another spine-tingling season, including four brand-new family-friendly experiences for 2025.